I'm writing my "Dear John" letter to this place, but one component that will probably be there is building its case today...
You've heard numerous complaints from this precinct regarding the unprofessional conduct of a lot of employers regarding responding to applicants. A sample of my applications within the last year showed that just 24.1 percent actually bothered to even let me know if they had received my information, or asked for more information, or extended an interview.
We're moving to the Big City soon. Today I applied for three jobs.
All three have already acknowledged receipt. This is how you do it, son.