Saturday, December 3, 2011

Day 199: Neighbors Update

Well, clearly, parking is a challenge. The dude parks at weird angles, presently less than three feet from the car he has yet to hit.

And this morning, turns out the smoker girl thinks the back yard is an ashtray. 11 ciggy butts. It's like a really white-trash version of the 12 Days of Christmas. Hey! An idea! New lyric subjects...

12 Empty Bud Cans
11 Cigarette Butts
10 Taco Bell Bags
9 Crappy Park Jobs
8 Calls to Landlord
7 Late-night parties
6 Hipster Douchebags
5 Dumb Ringtones
4 Sweater Vests
3 A.M. Songs
2 Dumb Neighbors
And a Plan to Move Awayyyy!

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