I hate that one of these hilarious people won't make it to the second round.
No. 8 Wanda Sykes and No. 9 Don Rickles have made careers out of ripping people. A lot of the best humor is based on the ugly truths of existence: that we all kind of suck.
In this bit, Wanda has a great take on the gay marriage issue. Like a lot of us, she wonders: Why do you care?
Rickles -- "Mr Warmth" -- has based his career on giving people a hard time. This clip is interspersed with comments from other comedians who appreciate his art. Rickles will say anything. Watch here: